Grown ups

Patients, hospital, hallway, NHS.

In 2006, the infamous Securitas robbery shook the nation as approximately £53 million vanished from their depot in Kent, marking it as the largest cash heist in British crime annals.

Come in useful

Boondoggling

I have a special surprise for you—a token of joy to brighten your day, to add a skip to your step and paint a grin on your cherubic countenance.

No need for elaborate packaging or delivery trucks; I’ll share it with you right away. It’s a simple yet powerful gift—a word.

A bit of luck

Primary Care Training Ikea NHS

Exploring a teenager’s room is like navigating through an IKEA store. Initially, you enter with a mere curiosity to discover what’s changed, only to emerge later with an unexpected haul—10 plates, three cups, and a pair of socks.

What are we here for?

Recognise this is more than a strike

Until now, my sincere expectation was anchored in the anticipation of a mature and decisive presence in the room, coupled with a last-minute breakthrough that would bring a resolution to the ongoing battle between the BMA and HMG.

Count on it

Sandwich

Bob foresaw the inevitable.

Addressing Shirley, his life companion for over three decades, he uttered, “I’ll be running behind schedule.”

Being an adept nurse, Shirley saw him off to his duty, ensuring the left-hand pocket of his EMS jacket was generously filled with a meticulously crafted cheese and pickle sandwich.

Give it a miss

singapore skyline

The exasperating and, in my opinion, misguided young man is indulging in self-congratulation in Singapore. He’s hurling criticism at the NHS while safely ensconced behind the paywall of the Sunday Times, a publication that appears to have transitioned from a bastion of serious journalism to something resembling Hello Magazine.

Long enough

Workforce

I possess a wealth of knowledge, yet there are numerous things that elude my understanding, and an even greater array of abilities that lie beyond my grasp.

While I may not be adept at burying the departed, I can certainly discern the dimensions of a six-foot hole when it comes into view.

Although I’m not a professional racing driver, the essence of a Ferrari is well within my recognition.